Writer. British werewolf in San Francisco. Feminist monster. Mental health advocate. Mostly blanket.

Work featured in:

  • Slackjaw on Medium (Editor)
  • McSweeney's
  • POPSUGAR
  • The Mighty
  • Quartz
  • Van Winkle's 
  • The Hairpin
  • HBO's Silicon Valley (Contributor)

 

 

Medium

Yeah We Removed The Headphone Jack. The Fuck You Going To Do About It?

Hello World. It’s us, Apple. You crying because we took away your headphone jack? Pshhh, grow up.

I Replaced The Word 'Millennials' With '43-Year-Old White Men' And Now These Headlines Are Italian Chef Kissing Fingers Gesture

Why Are So Many 43-Year-Old White Men Having Zero Sex? - NY Mag

2016 Depression Olympics

Welcome back to the 2016 Depression Olympics where you're joining us live at the Women's Getting Out Of Bed Final.

Emails from a CEO who just has a few changes to the website

Hey guys, Just looking at the website. I know I said I loved it yesterday, but looking at it now, I hate it. It feels too cluttered. Too many words.

Marketing Manager role for fun tech company!

Responsibilities: Storytelling. Brandergizing. Telling stories...

When Mobile Phone Ads Were Fun And Not Just So Boring My God

There was a time when mobile phone ads were fun. A golden time, roughly between 1999 and 2010, where the phone ad landscape was bizarre, sexy, and lawless...

Template For Tech Product Announcements

We are beyond excited, thrilled, and delighted to announce the launch of [Product]. For the past year we have been working really hard, really diligently, really so hard...

Motivational Startup Taglines You Can Print Out And Stick On The Exposed Brick In Your Office.

MOVE FAST AND DIE. FAIL AT FAILING. LAUNCH FIRST. DENY LATER...

Emails From A CEO Who Just Had A Great Branding Idea

Hi team, I was having dinner with a friend tonight, and they brought their friend, Jim, who’s a dentist, and Jim briefly mentioned that he wasn’t a big fan of our logo, so now I want a total re-brand. Let me know if you have any ideas...